- Go for a Halloween special hair cut.
- Sing ‘Every night in my dreams I see you’ to your hair dresser from the core of your heart.
- Shout Blow j** instead of blow dry.
- Stare mindlessly at a cute guy around and then pretend to throw up, every time you make eye contact.
- Come, wearing pink shorts and green shoes.
- 10 minutes into it, stand up and sing Born Free.
- And drink Absinthe in the mean time.
- Eye the next woman with fear in your eyes/ shout ‘they are searching for you’.
- Make weird expressions in front of the mirror.
- Give an OMG-what-happened-to-your-hair expression to the girl beside you.
- Wave frantically to every person who enters and exits.
- If you see a baby, make her fall in love with Edwards, the guy who has scissors for hands.
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